Abu Sakkar speaks out on Syrian Chemical weapons

Abu Sakkar, Heart eater extraordinary, Supreme Elite Commander, Farouq Brigade, Free Syrian army, hears about America’s ‘Red Line’ of Chemical weapons. Still reeling from the news that the Americans will help his rebel army win the war the moment the Syrian government uses Chemical weapons Abu Sakkar quietly walks off… When he returns he sees that the Syrian government have just used Chemical weapons! Surely the Americans will help him now!
Abu Sakkar and the Farouq Brigade would appreciate any kind donations. Preferably in the form of hand held missiles… you know the ones that can easily take out a Boeing 747. We will definitely not keep being terrorists after we win glorious victory in Syria.. Promise. Cross my heart and hope to be martyred.