Monthly Archives: September 2013

Obama All I want to do is bomb Syria

Obama All I want to do is bomb Syria

Can I start world war 3? Oh yes we can! (unless Putin chooses to oppose me. If that happens I, Barrack Obama, will fall back on my one sure fire political tactic… FOLD!) Oh yes we can! Everybody pauses and…

Ed Miliband wants to abolish the bedroom tax

Ed Miliband wants to abolish the bedroom tax

Egg Miliband, Charismatic leader of the Labour party explains exactly how he going to remove the bedroom tax on subsidised housing, using his normal in depth explanation of how he is going to raise the 500 million pounds needed to…

Lord Patten and the BBC Pay offs

Lord Patten and the BBC Pay offs

Lord Patten, head of the BBC board, has been caught out. Despite telling his bosses in parliament that he couldn’t remember anything (selective senility is common among those asked to testify to parliament)… it know turns out that he was…

Payment protection insurance

Payment protection insurance

There is no escaping the payment protection insurance phonecallers, for we are legion. We shall endlessly harass you to sue someone about miss-selling of payment protection, there is no escape, no forgiveness.

John Kerry shows the evidence against Syria

John Kerry shows the evidence against Syria

Jooohn Kerry, failed presidential candidate that couldn’t even beat George Bush… (that’s got to hurt) Gave an excellent speech to the US Senate, going through all the evidence for War with Syria… whilst taking great care not to show anyone…