the newswar September 2013
Monthly Archives: September 2013
Obama All I want to do is bomb Syria
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Can I start world war 3? Oh yes we can! (unless Putin chooses to oppose me. If that happens I, Barrack Obama, will fall back on my one sure fire political tactic… FOLD!) Oh yes we can! Everybody pauses and…
Ed Miliband wants to abolish the bedroom tax
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Egg Miliband, Charismatic leader of the Labour party explains exactly how he going to remove the bedroom tax on subsidised housing, using his normal in depth explanation of how he is going to raise the 500 million pounds needed to…
Lord Patten and the BBC Pay offs
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Lord Patten, head of the BBC board, has been caught out. Despite telling his bosses in parliament that he couldn’t remember anything (selective senility is common among those asked to testify to parliament)… it know turns out that he was…
Douglas Yim murders Atheist friend for mocking God during video game session
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Douglas Yim was convicted for shooting his Atheist friend seven times over a drunken theological argument whilst playing on the XBox 360… you really can’t make stuff like this up.
Payment protection insurance
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There is no escaping the payment protection insurance phonecallers, for we are legion. We shall endlessly harass you to sue someone about miss-selling of payment protection, there is no escape, no forgiveness.
John Kerry shows the evidence against Syria
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Jooohn Kerry, failed presidential candidate that couldn’t even beat George Bush… (that’s got to hurt) Gave an excellent speech to the US Senate, going through all the evidence for War with Syria… whilst taking great care not to show anyone…
News War Ep 1 – Setting up for Syria
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The march to war, August 2013. News War goes to lift off as the armchair generals buckle up and get set to send other mens children off to die.
Alex Jones on guns – There is no metal shark in the water! Part 2
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Intro The words of Alex Jones on the Piers Morgan Show Part 2. For Clarity where they are speaking over each other has been divided into complete sentences where possible. Piers Morgan So Alex, here’s how it’s going to work…
Alex Jones on guns – There is no metal shark in the water! Part 1
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Piers Morgan Anyone who’s watched this show over the past few weeks knows that I’ve taken a pretty strong stand on guns in America. It’s not escaped the notice of supporters of gun rights and it’s led to a…