UK Politics

UK Police begin campaign for General Election

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Keeping up their long tradition of political neutrality The Police have begun campaigning to get ‘those fucking Tory bastards’ out of office.  Citing the fact that the evil tories got some of their colleagues locked up for doing nothing more…

Old Holborn wins

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“No case to answer. Bloody ludicrous, I wish these idiots would stop complaining” says nice man at the CPS  (@OHWinsagain)   Much to the annoyance of the haters of annoying and hateful troll Old Holborn it turns out that being…

Ed Miliband wants to abolish the bedroom tax

Ed Miliband wants to abolish the bedroom tax

Egg Miliband, Charismatic leader of the Labour party explains exactly how he going to remove the bedroom tax on subsidised housing, using his normal in depth explanation of how he is going to raise the 500 million pounds needed to…

Lord Patten and the BBC Pay offs

Lord Patten and the BBC Pay offs

Lord Patten, head of the BBC board, has been caught out. Despite telling his bosses in parliament that he couldn’t remember anything (selective senility is common among those asked to testify to parliament)… it know turns out that he was…

British Special relationship, Obama Cameron

British Special relationship, Obama Cameron

David Cameron and Obama have a special relationship – America says, while Britain does. It is a policy that has worked well – we got dragged into many years of bloody conflict in Iraq and Afghanistan, and in return when…