Obama All I want to do is bomb Syria

Can I start world war 3? Oh yes we can! (unless Putin chooses to oppose me. If that happens I, Barrack Obama, will fall back on my one sure fire political tactic… FOLD!)

Oh yes we can!

Everybody pauses and they stare at me
I was going to go and bomb Syria you see
I just don’t know who to blame for this catastrophe
*cough* Putin *cough* Putin Putin *cough*
But my one wish this session is as plain as it can be.

All I want is for clearence to bomb someone
to Bomb some one
to Bomb some one.

All I want is for clearence to bomb someone.
But Mr. Putin.
said.
I can’t.